buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away


diet-prozac:

Biggest plot twist in history.


viridescentshade:

is poland europe’s florida


mitten:

my self esteem is going down i’m yelling timber


nayx:

legally required disclaimer at the beginning of every dora the explorer video game


adventuresintimeandspace:

Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.



votequimby:

that’s it, that’s the show


I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.


surprisebitch:

best